Generation: Pokemon Red / Blue
It's time to fight the Elite Four, you just need to go through these few doors first and present your badges...
lyrics
I’m sorry sir, you can only pass here if you have the Boulderbadge.
Oh! That is the Boulder Badge. Well in that case,
Oh Welcome. To The elite!
This. is a special Street,
Badges, you need 8 of them,
Also, you need 5 red gems!
You just need to go through this big red door,
And then right through another ,
Seven more and then you will reach The elite. The elite. The elite!
Four, now please go straight through this,
Door, and then a couple more,
Doors, then right pass this gate,
Then, you will need to swim,
So I hope, that you beat that gym!
Wait now I remember you,
get surf not at a gym but in the,
Safari zone man that is really Awkward. Awkward. Awkward!
Now please, make your way, right through this ,
Door, only a few more,
I know, that this feels like a chore,
Trust me, when I tell you this,
The guy, who made this was pissed!
Now walk around this oddly,
Placed rock, i'm not sure who put it there,
So please be sure to be careful. Be careful. Be careful!
Cheer up, your almost, at the,
End, you must prepare my friend,
This road, is made of legend,
Today, you will fight the champ,
Now please, come right down this ramp!
Handicap safety is real,
Important to the head of the league,
Disabled trainers need to know that they can Compete. Compete. Compete!
Say hi, to the, next guard, his name is,
Pete, yes that is my name,
My mother, shes the one to blame,
You walk, on a special day special day,
It’s actually, my birthday!
Man this real sucks that I have
To work on the one day I should
Be out to celebrate and bang some Hookers. Hookers. Hookers!
Ahh Pete. You’re fired.
Aww come on Dave.
Don’t be like that to me Dave!
credits
from Moody Bidoofs,
released November 21, 2014
Robert Moran, Tommy Moran
I think the most comfort I've felt in this life was being fifteen and playing this game at 2am. Words cannot describe how much this game meant to me caracalled
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