Generation: Heart Gold / Soul Silver
The theme song for one of my most beloved Pokemon
lyrics
Today is the first day that I go upon,
My journey on,
A quest for pokemon!
Got my shoes and comfy shorts so see ya mom!
I'm off to see Professor Rowan!
This will be real sweet! (Real Sweet!)
I wonder what Pokemon that I will meet?
Boy I sure hope,
That he is real strong,
Like a Piplup who evolves into Empoleon!
Uhh sorry Kid, were all out Piplups.
In fact were all out of Pokemon, but I uhh guess you can have this one.
I mean.. It’s not really a starter or anything.. but yeah..
Oh Doggone it!
This real sucks my starter is a Rattata,
Who is a real piece of pokey shit! (He really is.)
It’s still at level 4… whats a kid like me,
Suppose to do but TRAIN IT TO THE TOP!
Use a tackle Rattata, you're doing in great,
Maybe it was faith, I’m sorry for the hate (My Bad)
Hey lets battle that dumb kid this should be cake,
Looking at me, that was your mistake!
My name is Younger J, (Horray)
I’m a master trainer born in the U S of A,
Now I hate to vent, but I cannot prevent,
What my Rattata will do cause he’s the top percent!
Alright Piplup Use Bubble!
Wait what I lost?
Sorry kid, your Pokemon is uhh well it's kinda shit.
I can’t believe I lost, how could this happen to,
My poor rattipoo,
I will always cherish you.
I’ll find a place to bury him, my poor dear friend.
(Hey you know he’s not dead right?) Holy shit this is not my journeys end?
Gee Thanks kid, you sure are smart, what a fresh start!
Oh hey I know, lets trade numbers Yo Yo Yo (Yo)
I’ll call you ever day to tell you the extent,
Of my Rattata who is the Top Percent!
My name is Younger Jo, (For Joey)
I don’t have much cash, but here's sixty four.
You will hear from me soon, maybe this afternoon,
I’m gonna call you everyday while singing this sick tune!
Hi, Joey here! Oh, You doing well? I'm checking out my Rattata's moves and devising some strategies. When I come up with a good one, let's battle! All right. Later!
credits
from Moody Bidoofs,
released November 21, 2014
Robert Moran, Tommy Moran
supported by 13 fans who also own “Joey's Heart of Gold”
I think the most comfort I've felt in this life was being fifteen and playing this game at 2am. Words cannot describe how much this game meant to me caracalled
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