It was a dark and cloudy night, in the twilight city,
My partner was a Hoothoot, and me? I was a Drowzee,
Working the shift, they call us in, another body,
Again a water mon, man this case is getting muddy.
Third one this week, someones whacking waters nightly,
Electric types maybe?, nah grass is more likely,
A couple of Glooms on third avenue,
Me and partner role up at quarter past noon,
Alright fellas you know the drill,
Keep ya petals where I can see em, cause I’m shooting to kill,
These Glooms aren't are guys there just a couple of junkies,
Hopped up on dire hits and from drug dealing monkies,
Oooo

One passes me a tip of a rogue Electabuzz
Ran away from his trainer, and avoiding the fuzz
We head down route 3 and what we see,
But a thunder Pokemon just trying to flee,
Not so fast pal, we got some questions for you,
Ya water murdering oversize balloon faced fat Pikachu,
Hey whats the deal Copa, I ain’t done nothing wrong,
You can’t charge me chump, now ya best move along,
Before my friends over here, oh sorry let me introduce you,
Yo Machamp motha fucka and the god damn Mewtwo,
Now Scram Copas! Get outta here!

We head back to the station, to report to the chief,
A old mangy Growlithe, with a mean set of teeth,
He flips up his hat and gives us a stare,
Let’s out a growl, as he in his chair,
I want this case solved, I got the town on my tail!
Another dead beasty, and this time it’s a whale,
His name was Reginald, and he’s friends with the mayor,
So get going Drowzie, he said with a glare,
Somethings not right, the chief’s sweating a lot,
An inside job maybe? this trails getting hot.
Mmm It's getting real hot
Ooo hot hot hot hot

The body was huge, a 600 pounder,
Someone fished him from the lake, and just let him flouder,
I look for for some clues, and check out the bruise,
But nothing is news, wait except for the shoes,
Huh I let out.. now that’s kind strange,
A random pair of sneakers, our killer just changed,
Is he getting sloppy, nah something aint right,
These shoes are tagged Electabuzz, and spelling aint right.
Hmmmmmm That's interesting.
I am so interested in this case.
Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot
Ya I think so too Hoot Hoot
Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot
Let's go see the cheif.

Good work Drowzee.. i knew you wouldn’t fail,
The town is safe again, and the buzz is in jail,
You done me proud boys, the mayor thanks you,
Now we can get back to work on catching Rattipoo,
Now before you thank me chief, I got a question I need to ask,
Where were you last night, at eleven quarter past?
What you trying to say? Are you out of your mind?
I’m the chief of police, boy you sure out of line,
Not this time pup, your long con is over,
We found the blood on ya hat, you under arrest rover!

You’ll never take me alive Drowzee,
You’ll never take me alive Drowzee!

Book em Hoot Hoot