Generation: Pokemon Blaze Black / Volt White
The theme song for one of my most beloved Pokemon
lyrics
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Released at level three,
Abandoned on da street,
Evolved from a Mareep,
Which is basically a sheep,
An electric type,
With a dragons fame,
A legendary Pokemon,
Do you remember his name?
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Rob I’m a Dragon!
Alright maybe you're confused
And we should start over?
rRght from the beginning ok?
Everyone ready? Here we go!
Somewhere on route three, was Bipen you see,
he was just a Mareep, with only green veggies to eat,
When he got into a mess, with a angry puppy dog,
who spit dark fire attacks, that specialize in smog.
When out of the bush, came Pokemon Rob,
Punched that fire pup, right in his pokey knob,
Threw an ultra ball, and said with a grin,
Your my Pokemon now, I name thee Bipen!
And so Rob and Bipen conquered the world,
Both married super models, and had baby girls,
And lived happily ever, and life was great,
That’s the story of Bipen, I rate it 8 outta 8.
Hey Rob! Look at me!
I'm a Dragon! Rawr! Dragon Pulse!
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Rob I’m a Dragon!
What? You don’t like that version?
Fine fine. You wanna know the real story?
The sad story?
Alright then.
Named after the fact, he could jump over the moon,
This electric type friend, left this world too soon,
By taking an critical hit right to his face,
Will miss him well, he was one hell of an ace!
Thought he was a Dragon, when was really a sheep,
But boy was reliable, when you needed a sweep,
With his special hat, and shield made of cotton,
He was an unstoppable wall, who will never be forgotten.
Dragon Pulse son, that was his signature move,
Shoots a purple ball of thunder witha something to prove,
Or when he fights a water type, like Whalelord specifically,
Whose 98% water and 2% electricity!
Ha Ha! I'm a Dragon Rob!
Your not a Dragon Bipen...
Imma Dragon Rob!
YOUR NOT A DRAGON BIPEN. GRRAH!
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Bipen the Dragon,
Bipen, Bipen, Rob I’m a Dragon!
Rob I'm a Dragon!
I can fly with these wings!
credits
from Moody Bidoofs,
released November 21, 2014
Robert Moran, Tommy Moran
supported by 13 fans who also own “Bipen The Dragon”
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